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| Topic Started: Mar 5 2008, 08:12 AM (117 Views) | |
| jason | Mar 5 2008, 08:12 AM Post #1 |
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share nyo mga jokes nyo d2.... NOTE: NO green jokes! pero semi green pwede siguro..... I will start.... There was a mommy fish who got separated from her baby fish... When they saw each other again after a very long time.. the mommy fish said to the baby fish... ISDA you? :rofl2: :rofl2: :lolz: |
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| ++smak_faye++ | Mar 5 2008, 10:06 AM Post #2 |
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i was walking 1 day,. i saw someone,. so cute eye catcher head turner,. so much like a celebrity,. nakaka takam lintik ang alindog hanep pumorma. nilapitan ko waaa langya nauntog ako.. takte,. salamin pla mukha ko pla nakita ko,. tsk. tsk. :banana: :banana: |
   I want u to lead me higher, and not to drag me down; i'm tired of being hurt, tired of trying, sick of crying, yezz i'm smiling but inside i'm dying... 
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| jason | Mar 6 2008, 03:39 AM Post #3 |
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:D Stepler " BATA: Pabili nga po ng ubas…. TINDERO: Wala kame ubas KINABUKASAN…. BATA: Pabili nga po ng ubas….. TINDERO: Wala kame ubas KINABUKASAN ULIT…. BATA: Mama, pabili nga po ng ubas…. TINDERO: Sinabi na ngang wala e! Pag nagtanong ka pa, iistepler ko na yang bibig mo! AT KINABUKASAN NA NAMAN ULIT …. BATA: Mama, may stapler kayo? TINDERO: Wala.. BATA: Pabili nga po ng ubas :rofl2: :D |
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| jason | Mar 6 2008, 03:40 AM Post #4 |
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Sa isang Language class... TITSER: Can anyone give me an example of a continuity sentence? *Taas ng kamay si Juan* JUAN: Ma'am, ah... My teacher is beautiful, ISN'T SHE? TITSER: Very good, Juan! Now translate it into Tagalog! JUAN: Maganda ang aking guro, HINDI NAMAN 'DI BA? :lolz: :rofl2: :rofl: :D |
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| ++smak_faye++ | Mar 6 2008, 03:54 AM Post #5 |
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[SIZE=7]operation==TULE may mag aama,. c jason= ama si hardric,.=big bro c ice-lil bro ice= kuya hardric, may operation tule sa bayan 20.00 lng hardric= talaga bunso..? hinge ka kay mama ng 40.00 pa tule tau,. ng biglang lumabas c papa jason,. jason=mga lintek kau anu bang ingay yan..?!!!! hardric= eh kase papa may operation tule daw sa bayan 20.00 lng daw,. ice= kaya nga papa hinge kami 40.00 kay mama papa tule kami eh.. jason= gawin nyo nang 60.00 hingiin nyo mga anak.. sama na din ako :hihihi: :rofl2: :banana: |
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I want u to lead me higher, and not to drag me down; i'm tired of being hurt, tired of trying, sick of crying, yezz i'm smiling but inside i'm dying...
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| ++smak_faye++ | Mar 6 2008, 04:07 AM Post #6 |
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operation==TULE may mag aama,. c jason= ama si hardric,.=big bro c ice-lil bro ice= kuya hardric, may operation tule sa bayan 20.00 lng hardric= talaga bunso..? hinge ka kay mama ng 40.00 pa tule tau,. ng biglang lumabas c papa jason,. jason=mga lintek kau anu bang ingay yan..?!!!! hardric= eh kase papa may operation tule daw sa bayan 20.00 lng daw,. ice= kaya nga papa hinge kami 40.00 kay mama papa tule kami eh.. jason= gawin nyo nang 60.00 hingiin nyo mga anak.. sama na din ako :hihihi: :rofl2: :banana: :nyahaha: sablay |
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I want u to lead me higher, and not to drag me down; i'm tired of being hurt, tired of trying, sick of crying, yezz i'm smiling but inside i'm dying...
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| asylum_genesis | Mar 15 2008, 11:12 AM Post #7 |
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“Aruuuuuu! Dugo-dugo Gang Ka No?!” Naaalala nyo pa ba yung commercial ng PLDT caller ID na ito? Yung may tatawag kay Inday tapos sasabihin nya “Aruuuu! Dugo-dugo gang ka no?!”? Ahahahahaha kung oo, sigurado akong ma-eenjoy nyo gaya ng pagka-enjoy ko ang mga jokes na to na aking nahagilap! Mabuhay ka Inday! LOL VERSION 1: SIR: Inday, si sir mo ‘toh. Nabangga kotse ko. I need cash! INDAY: Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka noh? SIR: Gagah! Si sir mo talaga ‘toh! INDAY: Aru! E sino yung nakapatong kay m’am? VERSION 2: SIR: Inday, si sir mo ‘toh. Nabangga kotse ko. I need cash! INDAY: Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka noh? SIR: Gagah! Si sir mo talaga ‘toh! INDAY: Gaguh! Nakapatong sa akin si sir noh! VERSION 3: SIR: Inday, si sir mo ‘toh. Nabangga kotse ko. I need cash! INDAY Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka noh? SIR: Gagah! Si sir mo talaga ‘toh! INDAY: Kung si sir ka, anong kulay ng panty ko kagabi? SIR: Pula INDAY : Aru di ka si Sir, wala naman akong panty kagabi…. VERSION 4: SIR: Inday, si sir mo ‘toh. Nabangga kotse ko. I need cash! INDAY: Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka noh? Bat wala kang number? SIR: Gagah extension gamit ko. Punta ka dito sa kwarto hubad na ko! VERSION 5: SIR: Inday, si sir mo ‘toh. Nabangga kotse ko. I need cash! INDAY: Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka noh? SIR: Gagah! Si sir mo talaga ‘toh! INDAY: Hindi ikaw si sir, ang tawag sa akin ni sir ay “CUPCAKE”! VERSION 6: MAM: Inday, si mam mo ‘toh. Nabangga kotse ko. I need cash! INDAY: Aru! Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka noh? MAM: Gagah! Si mam mo talaga ‘toh! Teka, bat aru ka nang aru? INDAY: Kasi si sir kinakagat suso ko! ARUU!!! :lolz: :lolz: :peace: :lolz: :lolz: Posted Image |
 
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| asylum_genesis | Mar 15 2008, 11:50 AM Post #8 |
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Trulalu, Eklavu 1. Trulalu 2. Eklavu 3. Eklavu 4. Trulalu 5. Trulalu 6. Trulalu 7. Eklavu 8. Trulalu 9. Trulalu 10. Trulalu Isang batang bading sumasagot sa TRUE or FALSE na quiz :lolz: Posted Image |
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| berbu11@yahoo.com | Oct 6 2008, 03:59 PM Post #9 |
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hahaha nice joke :rofl: |
 it's better not to see or remember the name of the person who have caused you to fall into the nightmares of life. Seeing its face is not a blessing anymore. But a cursing shadow of all the lies in this world. | |
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